caption contest 42: frontin' in my ride

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    Flerg: "Change the fucking contest. Flerg OUT."
     
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    Vosk: Archer, I know you're holding the next caption contest so I'll cut you a deal: put up the next contest or else.
    Archer (over comm): Or else what?
    Vosk: Or else I'll kill Adolf Hitler.
    *snicking over the comm*
    Archer (over comm): *sarcastically* Oh I'm so scared.
    Vosk: Oh, watch me! *to henchman behind him* Get me Hitler!
     
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