Movie Caption Contest: Get Lost

While we wait for the main caption contest to come back, I thought I'd throw a quickie into the mix.

This one is all about deleted scenes...

 

PICARD: Seatbelts, its about time! Am I right?

WORF: Actually, its an ejection seat.

PICARD: Wait...what???

 

Troi: *laugh* I can't believe you found the Captain's text message log. Oh my, apparently someone's been a naughty boy and needs a Doctor.

Riker: And now every ensign and Admiral in the fleet knows that "Jean Luc needs a hypo full of spanking STAT!". Now where's the "Forward to the Klingon High Council" option on this thing.

 

What do you mean, a suborbital jump? These are post-it notes!




Troi: I don't remember Leah Brahms participating in a wet T shirt contest. Are you sure you want to CC her this picture?

Riker: From my terminal? No. From LaForge's? Definitely. And send.




They're stowing me in the overhead compartment.

 

"Keptin... ven did David Carson actually buy you?"



Riker: "...and apparently there's some space worm loose on the ship... and... I like it when you do that..."
Troi: "I'm not doing anything."
Wesley: "I think I found that space worm."



"When this baby goes 88,000,000,000 mph you're gonna see some serious shit."

 

RIKER: Okay, so where do the "two cups" come in to this?

TROI: Just keep watching.

 

Seatbelt laws are an infringement on my freedom.

 

Director: OK Bill, we've found the level of picture quality needed for your "hair" to look realistic!





Troi: So why isn't Leadhead doing this caption contest?

Riker: He's busy.

Troi: doing what?

Riker: He's under the desk.

troi: Isn't that slanderous?

Riker: Not as long as I don't say what he's doing.





Picard: That poster for Star Trek V wasn't exaggerating after all...

 

SHATNER: I still think we should use a stuntman.

DOOHAN: Don't worry, Walter and I double checked the rigging.

 

Captain's Log. The Titan has been thrown 15 years into the future where a 40 year old Wesley Crusher has come aboard

Riker: ...Still a schmuck with that beard of his

Troi: (under that breath) That's what Picard said when you first grew one...

 

KIRK: Spock? Bones? You've both let yourselves go.
SCOTT: Sir, we're Scotty and Chekov, remember?
KIRK: Oh yes, weren't you some of the 'little people'?


PICARD: Seatbelts? Do I look like a wuss?

 

Troi's driving again.