VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

they called up the Borg

 

expert on comparative porcine linguistics

 

- who also happened to dabble

 

in dog whispering and Talaxian

 

noodle art.

"Mr. Borg, could

 

you help Mr. Vulcan find

 

order in the chaos of

 

a hedonistic, pansexual, vaguely religious

 

festival called Talaxian Space Christmas?"

 

"I saw that movie yesterday,"

 

said Tuvok. "Rotten, just rotten."

 

Han Solo agreed. "Let's all

 

remember this is Star Wars."

 

"IT'S VOYAGER, PUNK!" Janeway screamed,

 

shutting down that damn Stargate.

 

"I really wish someone would

 

invent a way to end

 

all the interruptions by other

 

time-travelers disembarking from the TARDIS.

 

, Daniels moaned. Then in a