Seven Words in TNG

Mirrorverse Yar; satisfied with her work, invaded

 

Data's quarters, only to find that he

 

was not fully functional, his positronic network

 

suffered a complete and total

 

systems failure. His hair was hinged open,

 

and strange fluid leaked from his rear.

 

"Is that what I think it is?"

 

Yar exclaimed. "Relax," Data said, "It is

 

a WD-40 compound. I am recalibrating my

 

anal sphinctar which was leaking servo fluid

 

upon Wesley extended tounge, as Yar gasped



.

 

^

"Let's not even start down that road,"

 

And Data said, " I was just kidding."

 

Tasha breathed a sigh of relief maybe

 

that ran into the next sentence jarringly.

 

"Bone up on your English people!" warned

 

Tasha. "Picard will try to divide us

 

and conquer the resistance against our desires

 

to wax his beautiful cranium....no longer!"

 

"Yes!" Exclaimed Picard impatiently. "But who's boning