Seven Words in TNG

!"

"Exterminate! Exterminate!!" echoed some Daleks.

"Nevermind them

 

...they're just talking trash cans with plungers

 

; I had them installed to encourage recycling

 

but it backfired because all the crew

 

hated their shrill voices.

"They have no

 

style...if I were them, I'd have

 

pimped out that armored shell," said LaForge.

 

"They'd be more interesting and attractive if

 

they wore pink ribbons," suggested Beverly Crusher

 

as she licked her fingertips seductively. Picard

 

was getting annoyed.

"KILL BRAGA. NOW!"

"Aye,

 

sir," Worf replied as he marched off.

 

"Now for some tea. Earl grey. Hot.

 

" But the replicator malfunctioned and produced a

 

ham sandwich with bergmont dressing and a

 

dill pickle instead. Picard grumbled but decided

 

that dill pickles were acceptable. "Ensign, engage

 

at Warp Seven...notify me when we

 

locate a spatial anomaly or French pastries.

 

I'll be in my Ready Room noshing