TOS five word thingy!!!

that some of the bridge

 

had hanged over the consoles

 

and started laughing at the

 

drawings representing a bald captain

 

as he erased the drawings

 

Q had left all around

 

the ship when he visited

 

to compare Kirk and Picard

 

and point out which was

 

the funniest to tease. Evidently

 

the answer was Picard, and

 

Kirk ordered that no bald

 

French men would be allowed

 

volunteer for landing party duty

 

, instead having to stay on the bridge

 

and clip Scotty's nasty toenails

 

and discuss Vulcan archaeology with

 

while drinking froofy British tea.