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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 15 2013, 03:40 PM   #31
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Officer: Where am I going to get the optical cable?
Worf: I "borrowed" these from Mr. Data. He won't be needing them...anymore.



GEORDI: Weird. Someone at Tactical just launched photon torpedoes at the planet.
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Old November 15 2013, 07:20 PM   #32
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Riker: Sir, can't we wait until the women get back to resume the lap dance protocols?
Picard: We're all waiting, Number One, or should I say, Ferrari.
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Old November 15 2013, 07:34 PM   #33
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Picard: "Well?"
Riker: "Okay, I stand corrected. 'Flying by the seat of your pants' is not just an expression."
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Old November 15 2013, 11:52 PM   #34
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Picard: I'm not going to do it, Number one. Not this time!

*leans against the tactical station*

Computer: *beeps* hailing frequencies open with the Betazoid shuttle

Lwaxana: (OS) I knew you would respond! I could hear your naughty thoughts...

Picard: Merde!

Riker: I'll be in the holodeck
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GEORDI: It's working, Captain. The Flatulencians are responding to your message.
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Old November 16 2013, 12:34 AM   #36
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Riker: Uh, sir, that is my usual leaning spot.
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Riker: What's wrong, sir?

Picard: Numbah One...I just can't get it out of my head. What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
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Old November 16 2013, 03:48 AM   #38
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STEWART: The bloody director keeps yelling cut. Something about "lensflare".
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Riker: More Lemon Pledge, sir?
Picard: Make it so.
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J.J. Abrams releases his long-awaited reboot of The Next Generation.
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