A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating. U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating. U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself. V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating. U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself. V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy. W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating. U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself. V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy. W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones. X is for X-Ray Lasers. Against modern Starfleet shields they are little more than a nuisance.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating. U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself. V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy. W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones. X is for X-Ray Lasers. Against modern Starfleet shields they are little more than a nuisance. Y is for Yar bringing up rape gangs every five minutes.
A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains. B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits. D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank. E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance. F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit. G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards. H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again? I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em. J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living? K is for Klingons. Nuff said. L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with. M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans. N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff. O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches! P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far. Q is for....well Q of course. R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude. S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories... T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating. U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself. V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy. W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones. X is for X-Ray Lasers. Against modern Starfleet shields they are little more than a nuisance. Y is for Yar bringing up rape gangs every five minutes. Z is for Zorn, the morally corrupt Bandi Groppler of Farpoint Station.