Facts About Colm Meaney!

FACT: Colm Meaney was the orange glow coming from the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

 

FACT: The "Rabbit's Foot" in MI3 was a sample of Colm Meaney's blood, which when exposed to the air, becomes nuclear.

FACT: Colm Meaney never learned to tie his shoelaces, his shoelaces learned to tie themselves.

 

FACT!: Both sides of Colm Meaney's pillow are cool

 

FACT: In the movie Intermission, Colm Meaney's police detective urinates on a criminal's shoe. This was inspired by the time he did the same thing to Gene Hunt.

 

FACT: The only known ways to kill a vampire are:

1) Sunlight
2) Wooden stake through the heart
3) Colm Meaney staring at him for three seconds.

 

FACT: Google was so intrigued by Colm Meaney that it googled him.

FACT: Colm Meaney would have been cast as Samuel L Jackson's character in Die Hard: With A Vengenace, but he was committed to DS9. Had Meaney been cast, John McClane would have been a secondary character.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney will never die because he's too awesome for Heaven and everyone in Hell is afraid of him.

 

FACT: GMT actually stands for "Greenwich Meaney Time".

FACT: Colm Meaney's salary for DS9 was paid to him in stock, at this moment in time he holds a 5% stake in Paramount worth millions.

FACT: Chief O'Brien taught Data how to play Violin.

FACT: Colm Meaney is pretty pissed none of us have posted in 3 days!

 

FACT: All stories about the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus are just toned-down versions of the real-life exploits of Colm Meaney.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney can solve a Rubik's cube in 4.7 seconds.

FACT: Alexander Siddig was planning to quit DS9 until a chance meeting with Colm Meaney persuaded him that being O'Brien's buddy was an important role for all sidekicks.

FACT: Colm Meaney was the person who won £161 million on the Euromillions.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney doesn't need money. People gladly pay for everything he requires.

 

Colm Meaney's hair is naturally straight. One day, he looked at his hair in the mirror and his hair curled in fear.

 

FACT: None of the DS9 actors were orignally planning to audition for the show until they got a friendly phone call from Colm Meaney. After that, they were all too terrified not to show up.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney can mould coal into diamonds.

FACT: Colm Meaney's name in Irish Gaelic translates roughly as "The One".

FACT: Colm Meaney is related to Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge this out of fear.

 

FACT: In the beginning, the Earth was Void. Then Colm Meaney bitch-slapped that Void and said "get a job!"

 

FACT: William Shatner makes his wigs from Colm Meaney's pubic hair.

 

Colm Meaney was supposed to take over Voyager Season 4 as the Captain, but he didn't want to be portrayed as your typical blood lust Irish man wanting to kill Enlish people. So he declined and they made Janeway that way instead...

 

During the first season, many cast members wet their pants whenever they had scenes with Colm Meaney. During the rest of the seasons, they were required to wear depends whenever Colm was around.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney is disappointed in the lack of facts posted about him recently

FACT: Colm Meaney was absent from "First Contact" because 111 minutes would have turned into 111 seconds.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney was originally going to be in Star Trek Eleven, but backed out when it was revealed that the scene involve him being in his jockey short with Chris Pine on a bed.