The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

turned to T'Pol who started hurling

 

pieces of loose bulkhead at

 

the buffet table. Trip approached

 

Archer carrying a large and

 

very dead targ.

"What're you

 

doing with that smelly, disgusting

 

'splat!' Trip threw the targ

 

on the table. Hoards of

 

what appeared to be flies

 

burst forth. The Tellerites laughed uproariously

 

at the crew and the

 

surprising ability they showed to

 

anyone who would watch the

 

targ without getting nauseous. It

 

was decided by the Tellerites

 

that the targ would be

 

stuffed and mounted with the

 

other alien creatures they'd been

 

collecting ever since the day

 

they first entered deep space.