Seven Words in TNG

a tricycle he rode the corridors upon,

 

and a quad bike for the shuttle

 

. Worf was not amused. "Picardesque

 

humor does not mitigate the fact that

 

Alexander is becoming a slightly dishonourable and frequently

 

obnoxious mini-me. Perhaps we should bond over

 

tea and scones and discuss such things

 

with the ladies from The View. Guinan?"

 

"Those ladies are terrific," Guinan agreed, "especially

 

at basket weaving and showing off their

 

braided pubic hair to everyone in sight."

 

"Terran females have no honor." said Worf.

 

"Well, SOME do...but if you ask

 

me the worst offender is

 

Tasha Yar: Sex with Bender

 

. Its a film from the visionary director

 

Johnathan Frakes, who also plays the part

 

Bender. Data objected to Frakes being cast

 

in a role calling for a larger

 

personality and more skilled actor, but relented