Seven Words in TNG

"A true warrior needs no compensation," Worf

 

growled. Spock raised his eyebrow. Data imitated

 

him. "I think I prefer 'cowboy diplomacy'

 

," said Spock. "To return to the future,

 

you have to travel into the past"

 

"Wait, where are we now?" asked Wesley

 

, wondering why he smelled like "The Traveller".

 

"You are in my future's past, your

 

past is in my future's future, beyond

 

which lay alternate futures, presents and pasts

 

." Worf killed Wesley for bringing it up.

 

"It's okay, we can rebuild him..."

"No,

 

let's not and say we did." growled

 

Troi, who was sick of Wes staring

 

at the pictures in Betazoid Brides magazine.

 

Suddenly, Captain Robau appeared in their midst.

 

He was about to do something epic

 

, in a badass sort of way, when

 

Worf Yelled "I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!"

 

Whereupon Robau swiftly smote Worf with flair.