TOS five word thingy!!!

rivaled Beatlemania at its peak

 

....Suddenly, Mr. Spock noticed that

 

someone's trousers were on fire

 

in the main replicator. "Gentlemen,

 

grab your marshmellows and sticks!!"

 

Kirk wiped the back of

 

Yeoman Rand's fine ass with

 

the sticky end of his

 

baloney sandwich while he simultaneously

 

banged on a conga drum

 

and sang the words to

 

The Battle Hymn of the

 

Pacifists. Laughing, he dropped his

 

pants - an obviously well-practiced manouver

 

he perfected back at the

 

his alma mater, the Academy.

 

"Get that baloney sandwich away

 

- my underwear is pure anti-baloney!"

 

"My torpedo can break through

 

your anti meat + filler shields!"