Seven Words in TNG

knew very little about it, if anything

 

. Picard was aware of all that and

 

tried to educate others about France whenever

 

French fries and French Toast was served

 

in the mess hall, where Picard made

 

a beautiful speech about the friendship that

 

bond people like a bridge over a

 

river, except of course that in this

 

case there was no river. It was

 

a large pool of molten Vulcan molasses

 

. Of course, it was only molten because

 

Worf cranked the heat so high that

 

it made Data sweat.. machine oil, apparently...

 

Picard was very proud of his oratory.

 

He was certain that he could make

 

a long speech about any topic that

 

came his way. He even thought about

 

writing a book about making speeches, but

 

he swore he wouldn't put any "gazelles"

 

in the cargo bay, at least until