TOS five word thingy!!!

I fantasize about Mickey Mouse.

 

Don't you?" Kirk recoiled in

 

horror. "I'm into Gumby and

 

Pokey, DAMMIT! I've never once

 

had these herpes sores on

 

my mouth and I'd appreciate

 

it if your friend Willow

 

got checked out for VD

 

as well...she and I

 

sat on the toilet together

 

that one time on Risa

 

after Tara returned from the

 

local three-dimensional chess tournament

 

wearing my hotpants.

"You wear

 

hotpants?" said Kirk, his interest

 

piqued, for he crossdressed frequently.

 

"My mother had a pair

 

of hotpants that she wore

 

aboard the USS Kelvin thirty

 

minutes before I was conceived