VOY Caption Contest 108; Everyday Problems

Janeway: It's the cops! Tuvok, quick, dump your stash!

 

Due to exams and insane amounts of revision, I haven't been able to keep up with these caption contests. The exams are over now and a new contest will be up this Monday!

 

Janeway: "Oh, sure, act dead. Like that's going to save you!"

Tuvok(OS): I'm sorry, Captain, but he really is dead."

Janeway: "Damn. And I was just getting into this whole sticking-the-knife-in, stabby-wabby sort of thing!"

 

And this would be the position I would be in if you were a couch and I was watching T.V.
Janeway told the ambassador whose species derived pleasure from being used as furniture.



Neelix fainted after the doctor told him where that glowing contianter had to go if he wanted to be cured



Tom felt lucky that he bought the erotic adventures of Captain Boday before he left DS9.


As Neelix finished his Strip tease in another attempt to boost crew moral this was the only expression Janeway and Tuvok could muster during the performance.

 

Torres: "I wish guys would at least try to flirt with me. I'm still hot, right? I know I'm married, but geez, it's like I've got a sign over my head so they know not to even bother trying."

 

A new caption contest is up!

 

``Oh, oh, darling, you're so wonderful ... oh, if the Captain ever suspected.''
``The Captain? ... I am the Captain!''
``You ... oh good grief, Makeout Point Deck needs better lighting!''


``Well, Lieutenant Van Pelt told him she'd hold the ball, and he should come running up and kick it, and then ... ''


``No longer available? I was only halfway through season five of us on Netflix!''
``I am attempting to access the databases of Hulu.''


``Dear, am I that transparent?''



``Oh, great, the Space Cops got us going Warp 12. Tuvok, get in the driver's seat, I can't take any more points on my license or I'll lose my insurance!''

 

ALIEN: *sigh* Captain, if you intend on choking me, could you at least try to reach my neck?


CHAKOTAY: You know, Neelix’s narcolepsy is really getting out of hand…