Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

still being argued over by

 

the Klingon High Council on

 

Kro'nic, at the High Court

 

on Tuesdays and Thursdays from

 

lunchtime until JERRY SPRINGER airs."

 

After which riots break out

 

over how many winks make

 

someone think that a person

 

is giving them a hand

 

or if they are really

 

giving you the finger. So

 

the High Council decided to

 

make an example out of

 

the Earth ambassador by forcing

 

him to marry a Klingon

 

cross-dresser named K'lux, a

 

midget Klingon who owned a

 

giant sentient vibrator that made

 

the Ambassador shake with ecstacy...

 

shake so violently that the