TOS five word thingy!!!

and it was so bright

 

that ships could navigate by

 

the toothy gleam alone. The

 

Argonian pirates lurking nearby decided

 

that they wanted to board

 

the Enterpise, and plunder her

 

cargo and supplies so that

 

they could throw a party

 

with some Nausicaans that they

 

ran into at Memory Alpha

 

during a recent raid. Starfleet

 

tardily sent out a warning,

 

but the faculty of Memory

 

Alpha were way too drunk

 

to pay attention or care.

 

And so Kirk was disagreeably

 

disposed and decided he didn't

 

care to waste any time

 

with members of the crew

 

who'd hesitate to fire upon