VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

hosted by Chick Paprikash and

 

Bruce Vilanch despite his flagrant

 

inscrutable, refusal to use conditioner.

 

"Where do we stand on

 

the transoporter platform?" asked a

 

crazed Charlie Sheen. "I'm a

 

winner!" Captain Janeway sighed and

 

requested intravenous coffee fixes from

 

the Doctor, who started loading

 

his retort with clever barbs

(CoffeeAddict )

 

and snide remarks.

Meanwhile, the

 

computer subroutine became self-aware and

 

had a gender identity crisis.

 

"What am I?" it moaned,

 

"Wait, I am female because

 

if I were male, everyone

 

would commend me on my

 

unerring ability to always be

 

amply and cozily plugged into

 

Janeway's bathroom camera.

"Ewwww!" yelled