TOS five word thingy!!!

pull his pants down and

 

show everyone his tattoo of

 

T'bonzz. This caused a ruckus!

 

Spock arched his eyebrow, sighing.

 

"Humans," Spock said, "are most

 

illogical about their tattoos, indeed."

 

"But humans are illogical about

 

the battle of the sexes

 

, as Uhura shook her money-maker.

 

"I'd hit that," exclaimed a

 

very excited Scotty, playing bagpipes.

 

"He's playing 'Superfreak' on bagpipes?"

 

"He's talented!" McCoy said approvingly.

 

"He's no Rick James, bitch

 

"
Chekov on looking round the

 

corner. "Aye, I'm way better

 

at dancing the hula while

 

cooking a pot roast the

 

proper highland way, with lots

 

of vigorous shimmying and spicing.