TOS five word thingy!!!

unconscious into Kyle. Kirk sprang

 

and spanked Chekov's naked ass

 

with a Hamburger Helper glove

 

until he came to. McCoy

 

walked in to find that

 

Chekov was suffering from severe

 

Hamburger Helperitis, a condition caused

 

by contact with talking gloves.

 

"Keptin, dere are creamy noodles

 

in my capillaries," he muttered

 

as McCoy ran a tricorder

 

past his fanny. Scotty just

 

stood there with a grin

 

recalling his glove-spanked youth.

 

Back in Aberdeen he was

 

walloped with a haggis gauntlet

 

for hours on end while

 

learning to play the bagpipes.

 

When he joined the Academy

 

he couldn't quite explain the