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had been spiked with Klingon aphrodisiacs when

 

being replicated by electronic systems that were

 

not always the most reliable ones around.

 

"Scotty, can't you do anything about the

 

swollen nipples down in engineering. Just take

 

a look under the engineering crew's shirts

 

and see if they've gotten huge, unsightly

 

third nipples from years of radiation exposure.

 

Then let me know if they want

 

to have McCoy surgically remove them before

 

they become sentient and lay waste to

 

anyone who happens to gaze upon their

 

WOMEN. So naturally, Jimmy had to improvise.

 

He grabbed a fork and walked over

 

to where Uhura was eating a plate

 

of Klingon gagh. He jabbed the fork

 

into his eyeball, having terrible depth perception.

 

Wandering around the ship, he bumped into

 

an exposed pipe and promptly passed out.

 

He awoke several hours later with a