Someone needs to do a Seven (or Janeway) video to The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h8YFyh4H5s
I didn't read all of this but RIKER!!!!!!!!1!? 7/D any day of the week. I mean Seven + Data, although Seven + Deanna has wonderful potential! ETA: My approved SHIPS per series; 7/Spock - 7/Data - 7/Jadzia - 7/Janeway or EMH - 7/Sato or Mayweather.
Oh you are so hilarious. I am like, laughing. My jest may be backfiring on me. The sparkling afterglow conversation.. "This one time, when I was Borg.."
Necrocybersex. I could understand if you didn't know she was dead, it just happened, but Data has been dead for the last 10 years. I suppose anyone could use their corpses for marionette's and put on a sexy side show for the rubes? Meh.
No offence to that Monkey's fortitude, honesty and righteousness, but he was probably still dreaming about how perfect Min was for him on his honeymoon to Dee.
Why would ANYONE want to be in a relationship with a Betazoid. Yes it would be embarrassing but it wouldn't matter if he managed not to say it, the emotional "oh shit" moment he'd have about almost saying the wrong name would be enough to alert her. And then there would be a long mid-coital conversation about why he was feeling embarrassed and secretive.