nuTrek 7-word game!

Bed-wetting accidents.

"Dammit Chekov, why can't

 

you keep all these personal details to

 

yourself? Spacebook posts are for things like

 

that...Star Twitter, too...but don't tell

 

me your peers on Galactic Linkedin enjoy

 

any of this...because I've heard that

 

there are groups going around saying awful

 

things about Spock and the way his

 

ears keep showing up on screens all

 

over subspace transmission bars across the Federation.

 

"

Chekov remained nonplussed.

McCoy offered, "Jim, he's

 

not really paying attention to what you're

 

saying, because his name is "Sniggles" not

 

Pavel...I just found that out when

 

I read his birth certificate. He's part

 

platypus, too...that explains why he lays

 

eggs and worships the god "Perry" when

 

what he really should be doing is

 

cleaning his room.

The ghost of George

 

Washington appeared to Kirk and asked if