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most common reaction whenever Keenser would make

 

a secretion. Keenser secreted his cheese and

 

stored it in a refrigerated compartment inside

 

of his mighty cheesewheel, then blamed it

 

on Scotty by saying that he had

 

farted due to excessive bean consumption. Keenser

 

and beans were a combination feared throughout

 

the quadrant and several laws were passed

 

enforcing all citizens to shoot on sight

 

anyone seen giving beans to Keenser. This

 

law was never followed, though, in part

 

that Keenser was always begging for beans

 

doused in barbecue sauce. His diet was

 

ravenous as Scotty could attest to. Beans

 

made him poop blue

"Semen! Semen! Evvverywhere!"

 

All the excitement had gotten Keenser off.

 

And now engineering was covered in ectoplasm.

 

It would take weeks to clean it

 

all, so they just burned engineering down

 

with a flamethrower and roasted wieners. They