What happens to Cupcake (No spoilers)

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by cubbie, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Dudes, Cupcake is Gary Mitchell!
     
  2. Michael

    Michael Good Bad Influence Moderator

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    Eww, don't tell Mallory. ;)
     
  3. Sector 7

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    Guy was the ultimate redshirt! At the end he's the Security Chief... 'nuff said!
    I still think of Galaxy Quest as a Star Trek movie. :techman:
     
  4. Herkimer Jitty

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    I dig it.

    I totally dig it.
     
  5. shapeshifter

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    That's who Cupcake reminded me of! Yep, he is a deserter.
     
  6. KirkusOveractus

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    What I love is that the guy who antagonizes Kirk in the bar turns out to be a redshirt!

    Just proves that you shouldn't screw around with James T. Kirk.

    Cupcake does set a precedent:

    "Oh yeah, Mrs. Crater? Well, there are four of us and only one of you!"
    "Oh yeah, vampire cloud? Well, there are four of us and only one of you!"

    ...and so on...
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Interesting that one of the guys who beats the shit out of Kirk ends up serving with him. That's gotta make for some very awkward personnel evaluations. :lol:
     
  8. pookha

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    maybe cupcake later on traines kirk into how to fight.
    he could even be the instructor in charlie x :p
     
  9. gaghyogi49

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  10. cubbie

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    Cupcake signed a contract to appear in 3 Star Trek film, only to find out he is killed in all 3.
     
  11. pookha

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    cupcakes fate involved crumbs
     
  12. Messianni

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    "And that's the way the redshirt crumbles..."
     
  13. cubbie

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    Cupcake takes a licking and then stops ticking
     
  14. Classic Fan

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    Cupcake becomes the ultimate indestructible Red shirt. Survives all manner of incedents, stabbing, salt vampire deaths, strangulation, mutilation, radiation burns, Kirks famous One-punch=death, nerve pinches, bad reviews... The list is endless.


    He becomes the Kenny McCormack of nuTrek.
     
  15. The Academic

    The Academic Commander Red Shirt

    He's going to prove that there are Red Shirts out there who can actually survive a tour-of-duty on the U.S.S. Enterprise... and that Star Trek is neither formulaic nor cliched.

    He becomes the Jason Statham/The Transporter's Frank Martin/Crank's Chev Chelios of nuTrek.
     
  16. Roshi

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    Kenny Cupcake!
     
  17. shapeshifter

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    "You bastards!"
     
  18. pookha

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    cupcake if he survives will become out of date and moldy.
     
  19. DaveyNY

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    Cupcakes mom is Betty Crocker.
    His dad is the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
    And he uses Crisco to slick his beard.



    That makes him Lt. Cupcake Crocker.

    Just wait till Kirk pokes him in the belly and then calls him Fat-in-the-Can.

    BTW: Captain Robau loves Lt. Cupcake for his Sprinkles.
     
  20. Aragorn

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    You laugh, but when this movie sends the actor playing Cupcake through the stratosphere, the next movie will be called The Chronicles of Cupcake. And then they'll reprint the Star Trek DVDs to say The Chronicles of Cupcake: Star Trek.