Seven Words in TNG

"Fascinating," said Ambassador Spock, who was visiting

 

his illegitimate son Spork on Rigel Seven.

 

"A display of strength inconsitent with her

 

fragile form. Most interesting," said Ambassador Spock.

 

Look up in the sky it is

 

a Federation class starship passing over

 

another promotion, yes, it's the USS Riker

 

staying in the same damned place again.

 

"But how can it be? This is

 

space, the final frontier! Who'd want to

 

take a ride on the Riker?" "I

 

did; it was underwhelming," Troi said wryly.

 

"Me, too. Good times!" said Ensign Ro.

 

To liven up Ten-Forward, Guinan installed

 

a "Who Had Riker" poll. Many men

 

women and androgynous crewmembers added their anecdotes.

 

Even a Tholian did, raising some questions.

 

Considering Tholians were well known for their

 

lack of sexual ingress, making Riker freaky.

 

"Doctor, give this Tholian an ingress," ordered