TOS five word thingy!!!

wished that he had never

 

trimmed his nose hairs or

 

ejected the warp core after

 

he had a panic attack

 

. The entire crew thought that

 

Kyle had lost his marbles

 

while he was playing jacks

 

and Kelso was sneaking around

 

in a big bunny costume

 

after bleaching his ass hairs.

 

The costume had a large

 

cuts in the backside for

 

easy and convenient pooping, which

 

wasn't unusual for "furry" attire

 

. He preferred his assless chaps

 

over the glitter shorts that

 

Dr. M'Benga had given him

 

as winner of the annual

 

Men's Speed Derby Tourney held

 

just outside Gary Mitchell's quarters.