VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

a poster child for the

 

Mistreated Unappreciated Former Felons, AKA

 

MUFF. The acronym garnered chuckles

 

when B'Elanna printed posters reading:

 

'Come visit your shipboard MUFFs

 

but don't forget to bring

 

a charitable donation to support

 

the cause. Even on the

 

run, we appreciate your support. "

 

The picture on the poster

 

showed a shirtless Kirk flexing

 

himself pitifully in the mirror

 

Enough to make anyone abandon

 

all hope for the human

 

race, and want to shoot

 

helpless animals like fuzzy bunnies

 

or tribbles. Voyagers tribble ban

 

was not popular with the

 

Hirogen. Considered 'worthy prey', tribbles

 

were rerelased through jefferies tubes