Seven Words in TNG

controversy but it was rapidly accepted as

 

being not only a good method for

 

cleaning one's backside after a very large

 

jubjub bird took a bandersnatch on it

 

but also for tidying up after a

 

lonely night at home with nothing to

 

do but sit back, watch some subspace

 

newscasts and have happy thoughts about the

 

naked Orion women who were partying in

 

the background. Yes, the sonic bidet could

 

come in very useful if you had

 

poop. But eliminating the necessity to poop--

 

something many had attempted to achieve during

 

the "paperless office" craze, finally succeeded in

 

the 23rd century after noted scientist Carol

 

Whypus, tired of jokes about her name,

 

stumbled upon the invention of the famous

 

Poopomatic, the K-Tel invention that was lost

 

to the mists of 21st century history

 

urban myths. Whenever people mentioned that there