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the katra of Surak and the third

 

flame from the T'Kallaron caves to ensure

 

that reruns of Silver Spoons would be

 

void of any temptation to experience laughter.

 

TV transmissions dating back to late 20th

 

century taught Vulcans about such things as

 

chubby men in flannel attracting hot women.

 

This led to the Pon Farr Flannel

 

marathon, featuring the hit Vulcans Gone Wild

 

, a holoprogram so raunchy that the Vulcan

 

High Command ordered all copies phaser-disintegrated

 

and commissioned renowned Vulcan filmaker T'Vid to

 

engage in a planet-wide effort to

 

raise the bar with quality Vulcan erotica.

 

A casting call went out and received

 

more than a hundred different Vulcans who

 

each found the idea "stimulating" in different

 

yet logical ways. The casting director decided

 

instead to hire humans and use fake

 

pointy ears and glued on eyebrows. The