Want to say or advise to: Janeway? Maybe it's Tuvok you want to talk to or our bored Commander? He needs some provoking :-) Have fun. PS. I suppose I'm turning into the "What if" queen but I like opening dialog and reading what comes to your imagination when I'm not in the mood for reloads of "OMG you killed Tuvix!"
Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Kirk: Granted. Me: What's up with that upside down stairmaster McCoy uses to test our fitness? What information could that possibly give us? Is it going to find the probably millions of alien STDs you have by now? Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Picard: Granted. Me: Do we believe in the prime directive or not? It seems our behavior is more consistent with our personal emotions than the prime directive. Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Sisko: Granted. Me: Everybody who does anything important who isn't in your core group seems to die immediately upon anyone learning their name. WTF? Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: Can we please stop ****ing with time? Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Archer: Granted. Me: Can I sit out until Manny Coto takes over? It's so ****ing boring around here.
It's such a fake, "permission to speak freely". YEAH so you won't get reprimanded on the books if you say something heinous but it's not like the Captain can delete his/her brain of what came out of your mouth.
Teacake, it is absolutely insincere isn't it? You can't get reprimanded here so tell them how you really feel. lol!
Me: Permission to speak freely, Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: Neelix is pissing me off. I'm thinking it's airlock time. ____ Me: Permission to speak freely, Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: That uniform makes your ass look huge. ____ Me: Permission to speak freely, Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: Where do you keep Cmdr. Chakotay's nards? ____ Me: Permission to speak freely, Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: The Borg, again? Seriously? Next time Q shows up, see if he'll disappear them for a roll in the sack with Seven or something. ____ Me: Permission to speak freely, Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: Decaf. Just sayin'.
Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Janeway: Granted. Me: You know Tom developed a way to travel back home, right? And the "lizard" side effects are curable. What the hell are we still doing out here?
Me: Permission to speak freely, Captain? Janeway: Make it fast. Me: Could you program some hair on the EMH? The glare from his head keeps blinding me.
Me: Permission to speak freely Captain? Janewya: Granted. Me: Switch to decaf. Get a decent hairstyle. And lay off the cigarettes.
Me: Permission to speak off the record. Chakotay: Go ahead Me: How is Janeway sexy? Chakotay isn't there a thread on the subject? Me: Yes sir. But we want to hear it from you.
Me: Still bitter she told you that on on New Earth? Cheer up. There are rumors she's hot for seven. Hence all the tension. Dream about that and you'll forget your rejection. Chakotay: It's just that; A rumor. The Captain is only trying to guide Seven. Me: It's what I assume but we shall see. *turns and walks out*