TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

<Tasha disappears>
Geordi, Data, Worf: <all breathe a sigh of relief>

 

Data: One could say we're seeing Tasha's Inner Light.

 

Worf: "When she said she'd be gone in a flash, she wasn't kidding, was she."

 

Data: Nice headlights.

 

DATA:"So THAT is where she hides the halogen lamp when we need it. Fascinating."

 

"Spot won't play with his catnip ball. Data's getting incensed and becoming less effective on the job.

This is our last option. I'm sorry."

 

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Oops! Sorry!



Data: How about some taquitos to go with that corona?

 

Yar, attempting to show them she can overwhelm them with Kirk-like "awesome", to keep her job, lights up. Sadly, this was seconds before "Action!" was called on her death scene.

 

Worf: What is it?
Data: Q bukkake.
Geordi: Yikes.

 

LaForge: "The Yar, the Yar, the Yar is on fire!"

Worf: "We don't need no water, let the motherf*cker burn!!!"

Data: "Gentlemen, I feel the need to point out several inaccuracies in your... lyrics."

Worf: "Shut up, tin man."


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DATA:"I believe her last words were...Xanadu...Xanadu."

 

"Data lost the ship's only boomerang, Geordi.

I'm sorry."

 

Riker: "So?"

Geordi: "Yep. Still blind."

 

Riker: "Take a pass on the implants....you look better with it on."

 

Data: "Tasha, I do not think that is what Geordi meant when he asked you to flash him."

 

Data: "I warned her to NEVER cross the streams... but she wouldn't listen."


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Data: "But she was blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night..."

Worf: "Shut up Data."

Data: "Step off, bitch."


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"At least," thought Tasha quietly before she died, "it took their attention off the suggestive positioning of the cannon."




Denise: I get it already, my death is canon. Hammer the point home, why don't you?!

 

Data: "Are you a Q, Tasha?"

Tasha: "Hell no!!! I like men... and the occasional fully functional android."


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