TOS five word thingy!!!

weak mortals."

"So where is

 

Trelane's planet? Gothos? Did you

 

partake of its justly famed

 

vacation resorts on the far

 

side of the East Continent?"

 

Sensor scans made of Gothos

 

revealed very small traces of

 

very cool resort facilities that

 

had long stretches of magnificent

 

sandy beaches, beaches made from

 

pulverized humanoid skulls and femurs,

 

which originally creeped many visitors

 

right the f*ck out; but,

 

after Trelane arrived he changed

 

all that horrific bone dust

 

into a greenish-yellow lava.

 

The soothing magmatic glow helped

 

draw alien tourists from many

 

dodgy haunts in the quadrant,

 

not the least of which