What if this conversation took place between Archer and Trip?

Archer

Hey Trip?

Trip

Yeah?

Archer

Dinner at the captains mess tonight?

Trip

Sure

Archer

(With a sly grin) We are having an ELIZABETHan Banquette

Trip

Is your father going to be there?
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Are you implying that Henry Archer was Elizabeth Tucker's real dad?

 

This fucking thread...

 

There, there.. it will all be okay..

 

Or if you wanted to make Trip the bully:

Trip

Hey Captain, you coming to movie night tonight?

Archer

Yeah why not? it's being a while.

Trip

(With a sly grin) We are watching "my father the hero".

Archer

Is it going to be followed by Sister Act?
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I'm glad I'm too dim to get it. Hurrah!

 

They are having a dig at the fact that someone in their family is dead, the other makes a witty comeback against the dead in the others family.

Love your avatar by the way.

 

Thank you. Your joke is now funny.

 

"witty"?

 

Okay so..

What if this conversation took place between Phlox and Reed?

Phlox: I'm sure you'll be very pleased to know I have synthesized an enzyme that will now enable you to insert pineapples!

Reed: In... sert?

Phlox: Oh no need to play coy with me Lieutenant, such practices are embraced on Denobula. Why my third wife..