Seven Words in TNG

fabric softener and kerosene in her undies.

 

"What's with all this kerosene?" asked Riker.

 

"Shouldn't you be asking how I became female?"

 

barked Paris.

"We can't discuss your procedure

 

now Admiral. Doctor/patient confidentially applies." said Beverly.

 

As she glanced at the small box

 

that held his once manlliness, she sighed.

 

How best to utilize a Bobbited member?

 

As piles of poop put redly smells...

 

were flushed away because the next episode

 

wasn't 'Darmok,' no matter what people thought.

 

Beverly and Jean-Luc began dancing the Lambada.

 

"May I cut in," inquired Q? Picard

 

was pleased to dance with Q, who

 

danced with more zest than Beverley could

 

even think about. "Enchanté, my dear Q

 

how about we dance wearing only our

 

imaginations?"

Beverly blushed; she was already there.

 

Suffice to say things got wild and

 

wet once Q whipped out his patented