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was anti-climatic," said Rick Berman.

 

"Wait," Neelix said, "look at

 

the credits... it says that

 

my stunt double was infact

 

Ron Jeremy." Kes suddenly ran

 

to Harry and combed his

 

wallet for a condom. But

 

then... EXPLOSIONS! PHASERS! MAYHEM!

"Captain,

 

what's up?" Tom asked. Janeway

 

disarmed the tedious porn memes

 

and ordered complete disassembly of

 

the weapons and holodecks.

"But

 

what about Fair Haven?" asked

 

an insolent Doctor. "Am I

 

the only one who enjoyed

 

that program?"

"Yeah, pretty much,"

 

Mossie Donegan's talking pig lectures

 

failed to garner the interest

 

of the Hirogen as expected,

 

so, to liven things up