Seven Words in TNG

Klingon passionately. "Darling, soon you and I

 

will open our own Klingon/Ogawa Sickbay

 

Dance Review...and it'll be such a

 

sensation." Ogawa cooed.

"Someone slap her," said

 

from the ceiling began to blind her.

 

Ogawa injected Crusher with a strong sedative

 

that kept her unconscious and allowed her

 

skunk glands to be descented.

"She looks

 

nice and healthy...aside from the skunk

 

hybrid thing," said Barclay, who'd come to

 

sickbay to take his own scans and

 

get his daily injections for his hypochondria

 

...hypochondria that was growing steadily worse as

 

the nanites he was infected with gnawed

 

away at his brain synapses and blood

 

The pain from such an experience was

 

nothing compared to the beatings he got