Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

grandpappy used fighting giant rabbits

 

during the Lepus Invasion of

 

2112-2124. It was hard fought

 

but a clear victory. Malcolm

 

was sad that grandpappy died

 

in such a manner, but

 

shit happens in Briar Patch

 

space...weird stuff that nobody

 

understands except for hot Vulcan

 

subcommanders who haven't been exposed

 

to lame human emotions like

 

greed, envy or "Epic Failness."

 

but general assholery was ok.

 

The Patch had been known

 

as a place where everbody

 

could grow younger by letting

 

their rear ends get fat.

 

The number of obese humanoids

 

was growing exponentially. Ever since

 

the Great Twinkie Gorge of