Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Since chances are that by the time the usual hour for me to update the caption contest will be up I'll be well into the Irish spirits, I figured I'd get this out of the way now. If I had to pick one word to describe last week's contest, it'd be...cannibalism. That and plastic surgery. Here are the winners:

And first win, too. The Photoshop winners:

And the multi-pic caption award:

Congratulations to everyone. This week, let's all remember to party responsibly but caption irresponsibly:

 

McCoy: "This jacket? Member's Only."



Fish-looking Guy: "Now, disemboweling; fatal in your species?"



Stewart: "You want me to autograph your what?"



Henchman: Do I tell him that he's got a booger on his nose?

 

Picard: "Someone broke into my office and stole my fish. Do you know anything about it?"




Alien: "I'm from the future, I've come back in time to see that a certain aquarium doesn't go out of business. You see in the 24th Century, a certain Starfleet Captain mislaid his fish. That fish was sucked into a subspace anomaly in which it existed for three million years. I'm evolved from the descendants of that angel fish, and I must make sure history stays on track or I will never exist."

McCoy: "You could just say you haven't got a ship to hire out."

 

Henchman: "Can I have a broad?"

Nicky the Nose: "No."

Henchman: "How about a cigar?"

Nicky the Nose: "Hell no!"

 

McCoy: "It's a cravat. Bitches love 'em."





Grignak: "Organ you name, orifice I name, otherwise bargain, nooooo."







Picard: "They didn't have an Asian available. Sorry, Doll."





Nicky The Nose and Barney the Testicles.

 

McCoy: "On second thought, I don't want to get dragged halfway around the galaxy with Yoda's idiot brother."




McCoy: "Aren't you a man?"

Fish-looking dude: "It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!"




Lily: "Who are you calling a 'broad,' bitch?"





Barney the Testicles (thinking): I wonder if Cyrus Redblock's hiring.

 

Not a caption, but a comment: back when this movie came out, this guy looked pretty outlandish.

But now, he looks like the asswipe behind the counter at the coffee shop next door.

Joe, mocha

 

Coffee asswipe: "Sorry, out of commission cappuccino machine is. Buy a latte would you like to?"

 

Stewart should have listened when Berman threatend to recast his role, if he doesn't accept his pay offer.

 

Lily: "Did you just fart?"

Fish-looking dude: "Oh, forgive."

 

Patrick Steward prior to make-up

 

Barney the Testicles (thinking): Did I turn the iron off at home?

 

"Got this on Ebay. The 1980 Disco Collection from SEARS."



"No. No, my people don't live in the deep oceans and lure prey with our head appendages.

Why?"




"Sorry. The skanky ho is with me. Find another dance partner."



Cut scenes from SCARFACE were left out of the final edit for very good reasons.

 

McCoy: "How can you be deaf with ears like that?!"

Fish-looking dude: "It's a hereditary condition, you insensitive prick!"

*runs away crying*

 

McCoy: "You're damned right it's an ascot, it's from the Thurston Howell collection at Macy's."




Complications due to the writers strike made it awfully difficult for fans to connect with one of the new detectives on Law and Order

 

Dr. Doom takes a break from trying to dominate the world with his good friend, Barney the Testicles.

 

Me McCoy. You Fish-Looking-Coffee-Asswipe.

 

"Hard it is, going through life, everyone saying one look like fish. Ever you see fish with freaking feathers, friend?"

 

McCoy:The Vulcan katra in me says to resolve this logically, but the Georgia Cracker in me says to kick your ass.


Mike, cracker