Movie Caption Contest #52: Campy

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  1. cooleddie74

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    Chekov's emphysema was only worsened by Sulu's constant sausage smoking.
     
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    "... This is the dawning of The Age of Argelius. The Age of Argelius..."

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    Cromwell: "Damn! I knew I NEVER should've agreed to do Star Trek's remake of 'Hair'..."

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    Takei: "It's Frakes on the phone again! Keep blowing, Walter! I don't want him to find us or we'll have to do "Let The Sunshine In" in Klingon!
     
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    Cochrane: No, not that, they keep asking to see my pig. What's that all about? I don't have a pig. Your history is all screwed up.
     
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    You got a mentos? Or a tic tac? Some retsin?

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    Now begone from our mountain or we shall lob Pierre at you!
     
  7. Rat Boy

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    Or, in a similar vein:

    French Son'a: "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    Chekov describes to Uhura what Sulu did to him in the woods last night.

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    Zefram Cochrane, still trying to get over what he saw Sulu do to Chekov in the woods.


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    These guys got the view from above. Dude on the right's gonna upload the video to YouTube tonight.
     
  10. cooleddie74

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  12. cooleddie74

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  13. cooleddie74

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    "Chekov's coming down off his weed and uppers, Uhura. You'd better hurry up and beam us outta here!"
     
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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: Brilliant! :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
  16. Rat Boy

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    It was at this point Cochrane realized that the Companion was a polygamist.
     
  17. FatherRob

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    Chekov provides sound effects while Sulu sings "The Wind Beneath My Wings"
     
  18. Triskelion

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    And the hit single "Double Dumb-Ass On You" !
     
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    Uhura: The Captain wants you two back here, now.

    Sulu: I'm sorry, what's that? I didn't get that last part.

    Checkov: SSSSShhhhhhhhh

    Sulu: Uhura, are you there?

    Uhura: Stop screwing around and get up here.
     
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