Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Lily: "Oh yeah, 'In the future we've evolved beyond money' he says. It be a lot more impressive if he'd evolve his way out of those assless chaps. It's like he's got two spare heads down there."

 

Inspired by The Laughing Vulcan





Picard: "In my century, we've evolved beyond using money. So ... if you blow me, I'll teach you how to fish."

 

"For the LAST time, I am not this 'Professor X' gentleman and no...you can't have my autograph!"

 

"Not only is Genesis forbidden, but way off interstate. Would have to take roundabout way. Long route. Not scenic.

No dice."

 

Picard: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walk into mine...

 

"Makeup terrible! Is cheesy prosthetics and ostrich feathers FORBIDDEN!"

 

"This might be a bad time to tell you...I forgot to wear my holographic condom last night."

 

Rick: "We'll always have Holodeck 3."

 

Lily: "Boss, ain't you going to bed?"

 

Bogart: "Who the hell is Captain Proton?"

 

Bogart:"Have you seen that Dixon Hill pussy. I have an ass kicking I'd like to deliver."

 

McCoy:"You despise me, don't you?"
Rick:"If I gave you any thought I probably would."

 

Rick:"All the coffee serving gay bath houses in all the towns in all the worlds in all the galaxy and you have to walk into mine."

 

Bond:"No, I don't want any damn tea. I told you, a vodka martini, skaken not stirred! You're worse than the asswipe at the gay coffee house"

 

Oh dear God, this is the best caption this thread ever!

I think I just had an aneurysm.

 

Barney the Testicles:"So, Doc, you want I should wack the fish looking asswipe?"
McCoy:"Yes, and make it look like an accident."
Barney:"Well, that'll take more dough, Doc"

 

Lily "Why do you keep calling me Storm?"

Picard: "Hush, the White Queen will hear you!"

 

Barney the Testicles:"You couldn't have used something more pliable?"
McCoy: "Ooooh, 'pliable.' Big word for a guy with tin nuts."




Rick: "Samantha and I are very happy with our new living situation, Ilsa. Piss off, breeder."

 

Connery: "I'm seeing some "Soon-to-be Famous Titties" right now. Take that, Trebeck!"




McCoy: "Did you really have to impale Grignak through the head with that champagne bottle?"

Barney the Testicles: "The fish-looking coffee asswipe was getting all the good captions! You'll thank me later."



Ruby: "Aren't youse supposed to be in a wheelchair?"

Picard: "Uh...look Storm, I can walk! It's a miracle!"