Seven Words in TNG

Expanse, the Briar Patch, Wonderland, and the

 

Time Lord Realm where Dr. Who existed.

 

"Aaaaaaaaaah, I can't take it anymore!!!!"

Picard

 

screamed as he stripped naked, farted and

 

barfed. Meanwhile, the mighty Vampire Slayer fleet

 

dropped out of warp near the Enterprise

 

. The ships looked like massive wooden stakes

 

with "UPN" logos on the sides of

 

their Sineya II-type photonic cannons. Captain Lehane

 

opened up a hailing frequency to the

 

lead ship, the USS Mr. Pointy. The

 

ship failed to respond, however, because of

 

some overheating in their Chambers Coil.

"Shields

 

will be unavailable, Captain, until you start

 

running in your mouse wheel.

"Get Wesley to

 

don an environmental suit and send him

 

in the hampster box. His mother can

 

always have another kid if something goes

 

wrong. "Target the Angry Birds at the lead

 

of the armada! Fire all available torpedoes