"It's my first ray gun..." (Note how tightly she's gripping the railing, utterly terrified, as Picard takes her hand....lovely stuff.)
Back when sitcoms were cool: (warning, title contains a minor spoiler :\ ) (the best bit IMHO is 0:27-1:23 , 8:20-9:56 is a great runner up, too )
Cellphone makers need to provide an ALTERNATE TONE for group-texts, some custom tone you can select (very faint) or allow you to conditionally mute a given SMS thread. This afternoon, I was tucked into a group text where several people kept going at it for nearly TWENTY MINUTES. I almost threw my phone against the wall.
Pretty awesome display of what a friend with a black belt in karate calls MMA with mostly parkour rather than ninjitsu. (Didn't Google parkour or look on YouTube yet.) I wish my parents had started me in a martial arts program when I was 3 or 4, but no...I was taught to be a pacifist. Admittedly, as pointed out by some on this board, some times you just have to cut your losses and get away safe. Hand/fist stregthening techniques.