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slice of roadkill between.

Upset stomachs were

 

not common, due to the unusual constitutions

 

of your average Russian. They were a

 

mix of Malamute and chameleon, which was

 

once considered to be genetically impossible but

 

made for fun fireside chats on lonely

 

nights when the winds howled and the

 

smell reminded everyone of the Eugenics Wars

 

and Black Hitler's farts. Black Hitler hadn't

 

been seen since 2199's Zombie Madonna scandal,

 

in which her pussy rioted - literally, and

 

was sent away for two years. Protests

 

ensued during which Starfleet was ordered to

 

play Lady Gaga music at every graduation

 

procession in San Francisco. This resulted in

 

graduates lighting their farts with phasers duing

 

the events and causing massive explosions that

 

looked like old fashioned fireworks, until one

 

would blow out an entire

 

birthday cake for somebody 1000