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time before the culprit eats

 

its way through the chocolate

 

reserves down in the cargo

 

."

" I declare an emergency! We

 

have to visit Vega Colony

 

!" Archer said in a loud

 

voice that reverbrated across the

 

Room. Chocolate emergencies were the

 

one contingency that Starfleet admirals

 

were most prepared for. It

 

is a shame that Archer wasn't

 

carrying his emergency ration of

 

Triple chocolate crackers because he

 

packed them especially for emergencies

 

. The quartermaster was at fault

 

for most of the ship's

 

tribulations and particularly for Archer's

 

shortage of personal weapons for

 

for not requisitioning the right

 

icecutter for his duel with