VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

and those times when she

 

beat Harry with his clarinet

 

for molesting the natives of

 

Fair Haven, resulting in limited

 

shipments of Fair Haven snickerdoodles

 

with meatballs.
"Captain's log, stardate

 

unknown. No meatball cookies - can't

 

believe the Borg assimilated Talax

 

they've really lowered their standards

 

next time they'll assimilate Harry

 

it will be a day

 

of happiness, at least as

 

far as Irish holograms are

 

concerned. Tom Paris will be

 

my new bitch, he gives

 

Harry a run for his

 

meatballs every time I demand

 

a sacrifice due to the

 

lateness of the hour that

 

arouses this Captains blood lust