Garbage, and it's not the official theme song, either (that's to be by Jack White and Alicia Keys). It's not even as good as Mr. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang-sung by both Shirley Bassey and Dionne Warwick!!! Now that's a song for a James Bond movie. This is drek by a wannabe who's a 'never will be'.
So... either you really love Bond and the need to defend it, or the joke went right over your head. I'm really hoping for choice one.
How about choice three; I didn't find it very funny at all, and thought the song was in poor taste. Yes, we know that Bond looks great in a Speedo swim trunk; yes, we know that Bond beds any woman that takes his fancy; yes, we all know that Bond does these things-but I did not find it funny, and the music sucked. That's all there is to it. Apologies to all who thought I was a little overboard, but I couldn't help it, I was repulsed.
Yes, including Garbage. Um...for lack of a more eloquent phrase...DUH!!! You seem to be proceeding from the false assumption that this was actually supposed to be a serious contender for the title song of the next movie, when it was never meant as anything more than a fan spoof. Anyway, I'd highly suggest you not watch this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc17zmeMlSI
Never thought about the "curse". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8dximMBCyY&feature=related Hopefully then Jack White and Alicia Keys will vanish from public view.
This is what I originally posted when the title was announced: I just read a description of the short story: Seriously, that would be the best movie ever. Two hours of Bond awkwardly shuffling around, checking his watch, sighing under his breath, making tepid small talk with a fat chick, and discreetly texting Felix and asking, "what u up to? im hella bored".