The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

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  1. Disco

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    repairing their blinking delicate parts! Sir!"
     
  2. Orac

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    "Calm down Scotty." said Uhura as
     
  3. Disco

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    she stroked his hair and licked
     
  4. bbailey861

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    him in an arm-wrestling contest.

    "Lassie,
     
  5. Orac

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    ye have what we Scots call a
     
  6. bbailey861

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    strong will. Do ye know what
     
  7. Orac

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    I'd like to do to with yer
     
  8. bbailey861

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    strong will? I'd like to-"

    "SCOTTY!
     
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    I need warp speed in two
     
  10. bbailey861

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    seconds."

    "Sir, I cannae work miracles.
     
  11. Overgeeked

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    .. when I'm distracted by such beauty."
     
  12. Orac

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    So Kirk kicked Scotty in the
     
  13. bbailey861

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    small confines of the turbolift, hoping
     
  14. Disco

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    that his wig wouldn't fall off
     
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    .

    "Och, Sir, ya needn't be tryin'
     
  16. Overgeeked

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    ta kick ma giblets in here."
     
  17. Orac

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    "Don't exaggerate Scotty, I was just
     
  18. bbailey861

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    sending you a message,"

    "Aye, but
     
  19. Orac

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    did ye have to do it
     
  20. bbailey861

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    in such a way as to