TOS five word thingy!!!

the decision was made to

 

serve Klingon whiskey at all

 

events in the bowling alley.

 

Bloodwine and warnog were too

 

pansy-assed for Latimer's ghost.

 

He preferred cold, unfiltered "Ectogasm"

 

over chains, while Gaetano's ghost

 

liked even stronger stuff and

 

often watched crew members showering

 

from behind the curtains. He

 

decided that if there was

 

a ghost-proof shower curtain

 

on the interstellar market that

 

really worked, it would suck.

 

Ghosts traditionally loved to watch

 

people they used to know

 

in life when they bathed,

 

and played with tug boats.

 

Sometimes a ghost would even

 

give reacharounds to some of